Where are you located?

We're a US-based company. We print our tees in Florida and Texas for domestic orders. For international customers, we've partnered with printers around the globe so orders arrive quickly no matter where you are.

Do you ship internationally?

Yes, we ship worldwide. Shipping rates vary by location — check our shipping policy for details on your area.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yes. Once your order ships, you'll receive a tracking email so you can follow your package to your doorstep.

What materials are your products made of?

High-quality materials that are soft enough for all-day wear and durable enough to last the season. Exact materials vary by item — check each product page for specifics.

How long does shipping take?

Orders ship within 2-3 business day. US delivery is typically 5–8 days.

What's your return policy?

30 days, no questions asked. Email us and we'll send a return label.

Will this shirt fade or fall apart after a few washes?

No Ring-spun cotton is specifically chosen because it holds up. We've designed these to survive constant washing during baseball season. That's the whole point.

What size should I order?

We recommend checking the size chart on the product page before ordering. If you prefer a roomier fit, consider going up one size.

Are You Staring At My Balls T-Shirt | Funny Baseball Tee

Description

Are you staring at my balls? They’re headed to state. A cheeky, tongue-in-cheek pick for the fan who likes their baseball humor loud and a little ridiculous — guaranteed double-takes in the bleachers.

Soft, breathable cotton: 100% ring-spun Gildan Softstyle (fiber content may vary by color), classic unisex fit.
Built for game day: light enough to survive 9 innings in the August sun.
True to size: order your usual, or size up for a roomier fit.
Printed in the USA: made, packaged, and shipped domestically.

Perfect for: bold fans, gag and white-elephant gifts, and anyone happy to own the joke.

Shipping

⚾Orders dispatch in 2-3 business days. Once it ships, expect delivery in 5-8 business days. That's roughly a week from order to doorstep.
⚾Free Shipping on Orders Over $50 Or just $4.98 flat rate if you're grabbing one. The math is simple: buy two shirts, shipping is free.

Returns

⚾ 30-Day Money Back Guarantee -
At Pitch Please, we want you to absolutely love your gear. If you’re not satisfied, we’ll make it right. We offer refunds for: Items that were sent incorrectly Damaged or defective products Refund requests must be made within 30 days of the purchase date. To request a refund, please contact us at Support Pitchplease.store with your order number and a brief description of the issue. This Refund Policy may be updated at any time without prior notice. For the most current version, please reach out to Support PitchPlease.store. For best long-term results, please refer to our washing and care instructions provided with your purchase.

Item Details

⚾ Reinforced Durability - Double-needle stitching at all the important spots. Built to survive your swing, your washing machine, and that celebratory chest bump after a dinger.

⚾ Seamless Collar - Quarter-turned construction means no weird center crease. Your collar stays fresh, even after 100 washes.

⚾ Tear-Away Label - Rip it off in two seconds. No scratchy tag, no annoying residue. Just pure comfort.

Let customers speak for us

from 6 reviews

This is the second Tshirt that I have purchased from this company. If you’re a baseball fan, you’re going to love wearing these shirts. I can’t wait to wear mine at next year’s spring training games in Florida. Top notch company in my book!

Joe from Tennessee

10/07/2026

This is a great shirt. The sizing is perfect, and this company uses high quality fabrics. I highly recommend buying from Pitch Perfect!

10/01/2026

Great T-shirt with good quality thanks so much

Sylvia Oglesby

09/30/2026

Loved this Tee

Anonymous

09/01/2026

Lots of compliments

07/16/2026

Lots of laughs and compliments!

Michael Tucker

07/08/2026

Are You Staring At My Balls T-Shirt

Built to do one thing really well

Holds up all season

Not a one wash print

30-Day Guarantee

Rated 5.0 so far

Three simple steps

Pick the joke

We print it here

Wear it Saturday

Why I built this

Let customers speak for us

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